Blog Class Final

It is of course undeniably true, today's youth are becoming more and more involved with technology in all aspects of their lives. Technology has even begun to make its regular appearance in classrooms everywhere. Luckily enough, Linworth seems to be at the top of its game in this aspect. Whenever I tell people about our 'Smartboards', they are really interested as to how they work. But that's not all, recently(as in like 3 days ago) Linworth received a new batch of computers, this will enable us to do so much more next year than what we were able to accomplish this year. Are there more ways to integrate technology into the classroom effectively? I think so. There has been a lot of buzz about Nintendo's new game consul, the Wii, and how it has changed the face of gaming forever. One of the newest and most talked about game is Wii Fit, a game that uses a balance board and four training modes to involve the gamer in physical activity. This is not the only game for the Wii that has physical exercise integrated into it. There is also the very popular game that comes with the Wii system, Wii Sports. This game has the player use the wii remote to play five different games, boxing, baseball, tennis, bowling, and golf. Now, people are skeptic about how much exercise someone can actually get playing these games. I myself have played all of the Wii sport games, and have spent time amusing myself by watching the six year old twins playing baseball against each other, animatedly swinging their arms around, with me yelling in the background, making sure they don't run into each other. Now you may ask, where am I going with all of this? Well my idea for a class involving technology is a physical education class. Linworth has already demonstrated interest in video games at our several game tournaments at some of the dances. With the smarboards, it is relatively easy to set up the games. Along with utilizing the Wii, workout videos would also be used, as well as "The Best You Can Be: A Teen's Guide To Fitness And Nutrition (Science of Health Youth and Well Being)" by Christopher Hovius, a good detailed book on common workouts and the special nutrition needed by teens. The book stresses the importance of sleep and a balanced diet, two of the biggest problems in teen health today. A great feature of Wii fit is that it enables the user to weigh themselves on the balance board and record their BMI and fitness level, as well as outside activities that would also be required for the class. A couple of smartboards would probably be needed for the class, as well as several Wiis and projectors. My main goal for people to learn in this class is to learn the basis of fitness, and how it can be fun without being boring or difficult.

New Curfew Laws...

Whenever discussing the police of Worthington with a teenager from a different city, I tell them that since Worthington is a relatively crime-free area, of cop's favorite pass times involve catching people for speeding and interrogating teens out even a second after midnight. Sometimes I wonder if they get a curfew violator bonus, like the more teens they catch the higher they are paid, you know? If you couldn't tell by now, I have been the unfortunate victim the headlights of a cop car at 4 am. Now I know its the law, and apparently these laws are designed to keep us 'safe', but I find it impractical and annoying. Now, when I was caught, I was on public property, a sidewalk in fact, was not harming anyone or anything, had not been drinking or smoking, nor was I doing anything illegal other than being out too late. I can understand the need to catch 'delinquents' to stop them from destroying property and the like, but when a cop doesn't believe that you just didn't wear shoes out and in fact ditched them somewhere as if you got them soaked in blood or something, now that's what I have a problem with.

Now enough about me, this post is supposed to be about the new policy our bright Mayor Coleman has instated. To read the whole article, click here. Basically, if caught out past midnight, teens under 17 will be taken to the YMCA, and held until picked up by their parents. Now okay, that doesn't sound too bad right? I mean its better than being taken down to the station. Well, that's not all. If your parents do not come and pick you up, in the morning, you will be handed over to the Franklin County Children's Services. A bit extreme, yes?

Reality TV

Ah yes, we all love reality TV, don't we? A somewhat recent phenomenon, it has evolved immensely over the past couple of years. As I have noticed thought, each show comes from the same general formula. Reality shows prey on our emotions, take for example, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. At first this show started our largely a decorating show for families in need, now the whole show revolves around the people, not the house. America likes stuff that will touch their hearts, or inspire them. Its so heart warming for viewers to watch the show, its one of those feel good shows, you just can't stop watching. Now another emotion commonly expoilted by the media, is fear. Take fear factor for example, watching people face their fears is somehow interesting to us humans

Childrens Shows

Ah yes, the nostalga of our treasured childhood shows. Growing up, I didn't get cable until I was in middle school, so I spent the majority of my time watching far more educational shows that know I would have watched, as the only real time I could watch cartoons was early saturday morning. I watched pretty much every children's show that aired on PBS between the years of 1992 and 2000, including ZOOM, Puzzle Place, Sesame Street, Barney, Arthur, The Krat Brothers, Zaboomafo, and one of my favorites, Bill Nye the Science Guy. I remember them all vividly, I mean I watched them every day for like 8 years. One of the shows I have never really stopped watching is Sesame Street, as I babysit very frequently. It still has the same general outline, same main characters, but there are a lot of things that have changed and added. The most notable in my mind is a segment called Elmo's World. This segment seemed to be aimed especially at the youngest viewers of the show. Featuring a silly man called Mr. Noodle that would always twist the directions Elmo gave him in a funny way as well as a TV that had every available channel Elmo happened to need, like the Joke channel or the Dance channel. Like the predictability of Blues Clues, Elmo's World was a daily segment, running the exact same way every day.Although childrens shows have remained somewhat the same over the years, there are still new shows popping up. Most of them remind me of an acid trip, so many colors, strange shapes, and 'magical machines'. Take for example the Doodle Bops. For those of you not familiar, they are three colored alien looking people who are on a constant concert tour, which they actually do in real life around the country. Now I know the creativity so to say of the shows is nothing new, but now, even childrens shows seem to have so much going on in them. Not so much as to lose the child, but its a vast amount of information overload for a little kid. Is this just a sign of our changing world? With email, computer, and TV, most teens are used to multitasking, is this just a way to get our children prepared for life? Hmm.....

Money, Money, Money; OC #2

Ah yes, the advertising industry, it never ceases to amuse me. Everywhere you look, there is some kind of ad. Apparently, CNN has taken advantage of yet another aspect of the "New Frontier", AKA the web. Because of the Internet, it has become so easy to get your ad out to just the right people. In the case of CNN, they market their T-shirts to those who regularly read their stories, instead of just putting up an ad on a billboard. But really, the scariest part in my opinion, happens on facebook. When I first joined, the ads displayed seemed random, but after awhile, and after filling in my interests and such, the ads became somewhat 'personalized' for me. For example, in my interests, I stated that I like running. BAM! I constantly see ads for sites with training programs, running shoes, and the like. I also seem to get gender specific ads as well, makeup, shoes, clothing. This is creepy if you ask me. In the COTA buses, on the handholds, there are little ads advocating against smoking. Now who is the typical rider of the COTA buses? Teens, and those with lower paying jobs. Is it a coincidence that these are also the targeted demographic of cigarette companies? I think not. I have even heard of ideas for companies to sponsor city sidewalks, so each concrete block would be filled with an advertisement for Pampers and the like. America is definitely a corporate country.

Wrongly Accused; OC #1

Race, although we hate to admit it, has always been and always will be, and issue. Sure, we've gotten over the slavery part, but there is still a rift in the tide. Racial profiling happens more than we'd like to admit. It is very aggrivating, in a justice system like ours, there is such a flaw. One of the most controversial cases in recent times is that of the Jena six. Even though Linworth is a dominantly white school, I cannot imagine a community that shows such hate to a particular race because of their skintone. Now I'm not saying that race is the only factor that causes people to be wrongly accused, because gender also has a role. Generally, when you think of crimes, you think of men. Obviously, we are now in the 21st century, and that is not the case. Since we now have the tecnology, I think cases in court should depend more on solid evidence more than anything else, such as eyewittness accounts, as those can be biased. Something else with race I have found is that if a little white girl went missing, it would be all over the news. In contrast, if it were a little black girl, not much is thought of it. Even though it is estimated that eventually all of the human population will become one skintone, I belive then we will find other things to separate us from others, it is just a part of human nature.

OC- Easter

I love comedy, I have over five hours of it stored on my ipod. I listen to my ipod before I go to bed, and I have often been said to laugh loudly after I'm asleep. One of my favorite comedians is Jim Gaffigan. Most of his routines consist of him making fun of things in our culture that we take for granted. One of my favorite bits of his talks about the absurdity of our holiday traditions. With Easter being tomorrow, I decided to take a deeper look into these traditions, and share my opinions on holidays in general, and how we as Americans have commercialized the hell out of every holiday we can get our hands on.




Okay, so I know most everyone knows the premis of Easter, Jesus raising from the dead ect. ect. So how did we get eggs and bunnies and pastel colors from all of this? Well, as almost every Christian holdiay, we got it from someone else. Pagans are the source of almost all of these 'Christian' traditions. It amazes me how much the Christian church scorns pagans, when we copied almost everything in our religion from them, from our stories in the bible to our sacred rites, to our holiday symbols, all of these are of pagan origin. Being a daughter of a pastor, I am constantly reminded of religious day, symbols, and traditions. I also wrote a paper about similarities between religions last year for Larry's class.

See, eggs symbolize new birth, AKA, the rebirth of Jesus. The pastel colors again, are the colors of new life, spring flowers, rebirth. And the fact that Jesus is said to have rose from the dead near spring is no coincidence. Christians were big fans of replacing all things pagan with thier own twist on things. Easter is in Spring to take the place of the pagan celebrated Spring Equinox. It shows how unoriginal most religions are.

Everywhere you go, even months before any holiday, you see decorations, countless decorations. This is a huge industry in the United States, we like our holidays God dammit! You can buy anything from easter egg window decals to markers shaped like baby chicks. Why do we have these obscure items? Well, because people will buy them of course. Its like those giant stone geese you used to see on everyone's porches, the ones you could dress up. There was no real function to them, but they we 'cool' and 'in'. Some of this has to do with the Tipping Point, one person buys it, and it spreads like wildfire. If people are taught to think that they NEED easter grass to go in their children's Easter baskets, they will buy it. Human behavior is a strange thing...

More next time!




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Childrens Shows

Ah yes, the nostalga of our treasured childhood shows. Growing up, I didn't get cable until I was in middle school, so I spent the majority of my time watching far more educational shows that know I would have watched, as the only real time I could watch cartoons was early saturday morning. I watched pretty much every children's show that aired on PBS between the years of 1992 and 2000, including ZOOM, Puzzle Place, Sesame Street, Barney, Arthur, The Krat Brothers, Zaboomafo, and one of my favorites, Bill Nye the Science Guy. I remember them all vividly, I mean I watched them every day for like 8 years. One of the shows I have never really stopped watching is Sesame Street, as I babysit very frequently. It still has the same general outline, same main characters, but there are a lot of things that have changed and added. The most notable in my mind is a segment called Elmo's World. This segment seemed to be aimed especially at the youngest viewers of the show. Featuring a silly man called Mr. Noodle that would always twist the directions Elmo gave him in a funny way as well as a TV that had every available channel Elmo happened to need, like the Joke channel or the Dance channel. Like the predictability of Blues Clues, Elmo's World was a daily segment, running the exact same way every day.
Although childrens shows have remained somewhat the same over the years, there are still new shows popping up. Most of them remind me of an acid trip, so many colors, strange shapes, and 'magical machines'. Take for example the Doodle Bops. For those of you not familiar, they are three colored alien looking people who are on a constant concert tour, which they actually do in real life around the country. Now I know the creativity so to say of the shows is nothing new, but now, even childrens shows seem to have so much going on in them. Not so much as to lose the child, but its a vast amount of information overload for a little kid. Is this just a sign of our changing world? With email, computer, and TV, most teens are used to multitasking, is this just a way to get our children prepared for life? Hmm.....

School Shootings

Virginia Tech, Northern Illinois University, these recent shootings have caused a wave of fear in American schools. In my opinion, shootings have not necessarily increased, but that they have become more prevelant in the news. Its always so tragic to hear about these kind of things, to see what the families of the victims go through.

Personally, I fell no less safe in my school environment than I did before shootings had taken over the news. If you look, most of these shootings went on in very large schools, where the students were under a lot of pressure. I think that having any class over 60 students is outragous, people need more individual attention. I think this might have been the cause of some of these shootings. Most of the time, the shooter felt unimportant,not needed, un wanted. I mean, just look at the tapes from the Virginia Tech shooter, this kid was obviously lacking in self worth.

I find it such a terrible thing, for one human to take the life of another without even being provoked. Some say it is something uniquely human, but there have been recent discoveries that primates are a lot more like us than previously thought. There have been several documented cases of unprevoked attacks between gorrillas. It has not yet been concluded if this is something just not previously studied, or a new development in primate society.

More later...

Blogging Class: Take 2

Yes, I admit it, I have recently discovered that I am not perfect(I am sure all of you are as shocked as I was), as last week I completely forgot about making my posts. Such is my life, forgetfulness and procrastination. On a lighter note, I DID remember this week, and vow to bring you all wonderful material for you to feast your eyes upon. First up, concerning this class. I was extremely excited to find that I was able to get in, and quite ready to get started. I do have to say however, it is quite a different format than I am used to, which is not a bad thing really...just different. As I mentioned before, I forgot about last week completly, but I am hoping that was just a one time thing. I would love to see more interaction between bloggers, and I have several ideas.
First off, as we do not meet regularly(if at all), all of these deal with posting, although I had some other ideas
-Although comments on each other's pages is very nice and all, writing an actual response blog would be interesting, possibly just a one time thing, but we can see where it takes us

-Having a student-led topic is something I would really like to try, possibly with around 3 students a week presenting a topic for disscussion, of which everyone could pick one to focus on. Yet again, this would spark more interaction and discussion

-I would love for this class to be able to improve Linworth in any way we can, for instance, I was recently looking at GoodSearch, a search engine, unlike google, that donates the proceeds it gets from ads to charities and nonprofit organizations including schools, I would love it if we could get this started for Linworth, to go to new computers. Seeing as you can get around one cent for every click, and if we got the entire school doing this, as well as puting in a search box in on all of out blogs, we could make a decent amount of money! Please give me any feedback you have on this idea, because this is something I think we could really work with.



Gosh, I've been really tired lately, more posts later


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In my opinion, Target should have stuck with the dog...

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Alright, a target pointing at a woman's crotch, seriously? Is that something you really need to make a complaint about in the first place? There is a lot of talk about how sexual references appear everywhere, but really, its just that people just tend to think the wrong thing.
Although I find it strange that Target refused to respond to a blogger, I have sympathy for them. Imagine how many request, complaints, and inquiries they have to go through every day. It was certainly one thing when everything was done by mail, everything taking a couple of days to get to its destination. But now...we are talking of millions of people being able to register any little complaint they want to, 24/7. Given, Target is a large corporation, but I'm sure they have enough trouble as it is responding to comment made in the traditional way.


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What makes me happy

I love the internet, it is a wonderful thing It amazes me how with just one click of my mouse, I could talk to about anyone in the world I wanted to. As well as having its practicle uses, it provides me with endless hours of entertainment. I'm sure some of you have heard of LOLCATS, these picture of cats with funny mispelled captions. Every day, these pictures are updated and new ones are added. Here are some of my favorites.

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As well as being funny, there are a lot with cultural references

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So what is it about these picture that attracts me? Well, they have cats in them, thats part of it,but I think its just the wittiness of it all. And because I find these pictures so delightful, I will posting one with everyone of my entries, hopefully related pictures for each one.

Hope you laughed, until next time

Sir, Initiate Tipping

Well, I cannot say I was exactly 'wowed' by Gladwell's writing, but I enjoyed it. His whole idea with the 80/20 though, seemed unthinkable to me. The fact that only 20 percent of the people in a epidemic do 20 percent of the work? While I find this reasonable to believe for diseases, fads are a whole different story. Maybe 70/30, but not 80/20. For those of you having no idea whatsoever I am talking about, you might want to pick up a copy of "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell.
I do have to agree with Melissa, Gladwell's writing was a bit bland, somewhat like how a matsa cracker tastes without salt, if you have any idea what I'm talking about. Then again, it is nonfiction, it is supposed to be bland, right? Ahh my friends, alas, this is not so. Contrary to popular belief, nonfiction can be wonderfully amusing, it just all depends on who writes it.
One thing that really interested me was the case concerning the babies with AIDs. I think this is completely true, I mean, so a days, we use so much antibacterial crap that germs are mutating out of control. Soon our immune systems won't be able to keep up. Personally, I think we just should let nature take its course, stop with all this 'dirt is bad for you' riffraff. God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, I say.
I never thought to compare fashion fads to medical epidemics or crime waves. I have heard that certain crimes become 'popular' over time, but I have never thought to parallel it to the fashion fad of Hush Puppies.


Not feeling well, more later tonight hopefully

Romans and Kitties and Blogs, Oh My!

Now, I quite enjoy reading blogs, my only problem is I never take the time to favorite them, so I have never become a deducated blog reader. Today, I want to change that. I find reading about things I am disinterested in is quite a bore, so I decide to do a search for blogs on two of my favorite subjects, ancient history and cats. Quite a combo huh?

Ancient History- The first blog I came across was a some-what formal, although not completly stiff. It definitly had a professional edge to it. The author is a grad student, she obviously knows her stuff. This blog though would seem quite boring and uninteresting to those, well, uninterested in its topic. I'm not quite sure who the average reader would be, usually people don't think a blonde chick who wear flip-flops everywhere would be such a Latin geek. One of my favorite entries talks about the Lesser Quinquatrus, a holiday in the Roman calender. One of the reasons I love the Romans, were because they were crazy, completly mad, bonkers, off the wall even. On Lesser Quinquatrus, flautists (or flute players to those not musicly inclined), who had been exiled, were let back into the city. This was only for that one day though. This was a day to celebrate the goddess Minerva. Then, they were sent out again into exile, until the next year. Great system huh? I wonder what they would have done to oboe players huh Miriam?


Cats- This blog, comming from our own Blogspot, was about five cats and their family. This was not however as obbsessive as that creepy dog blog, with the countless pictures. What made this blog stand out more than the others I looked at, was the way in which it was written. The cats were all refered to by name, while the humans were FiveCatsChild, or FiveCatsMom. I think thats exactly how the cats would have wanted it to be written too. I would say 'lol' right not, but since I'm supposed to be speaking proper english, I'll just tell at this point to imagine me laughing. You got it? Good. The blog goes on to describe the daily lives of the five cats, own with their destinct personality. It reminded me of my own cats, my babies, truely. Cougar and Wallflower are my constant companions, and I love them very much, despite the fact that they sometimes pee on my favorite shirts.



Both of these blogs were very different, but I don't want to go into too much detail, read them yourselves!



Yawn, until next time

Celebrities.....oh my goodness

So, I wake up, gravitate to my computer screen, naturally, and whats the first thing I see? HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD! Now this is even before the headline about the United States' economic trouble. Is this really something I need to know? I don't think so. What about all of the impoverished people in the world, shouldn't I be reading about them instead? Instead, I am reading about some guy, and in truth he really is just 'some guy' (sure he played a gay cowboy, but lets think about the real gay cowboys, a story about them would intrest me much more), and trying to figure out who he is. After I look his name up on my beloved wikipedia, I sit there wondering, "why should I care?". I am sick of hearing about celebrities, just because they are good at one thing, it seems like the entire world revolves around them.
Is this kind of thing really newsworthy? To me, no. To the rest of the world, it appears so. After all, the media only reports on things the people want to hear. After 9/11 you didn't hear many stories about the people who died, the one with no families to mourn for them. You heard about the narrow escapes, the heroic acts, the feel-good stories. And what do Americans like more than fatty foods, guns, and money? Yes, you guessed it, drama. Our famous actors are well qualified to provide us with all the drama we care for, and more. I think it is sad that we have come to this, I mean, if Jesus were caught with a pound of coke in his car, or his final will and testament were found, I'd be interested. I'd rather not know who Anna Nichole's 'baby-daddy' is, or even how Heath Ledger died, why don't we try a solve a twenty year old murder instead?

Until next time, goodnight :)

Everything must begin somewhere....

Woo-hoo! First blog, aren't you all so proud of me? I'm sure everyone is reading my words with
rapt attention. Now, as some of you may know, most of this blog will be dedicated to my English class, but occasionally I will throw in a personal blog or two. What will these blogs be about you ask? Why, what a great question! I will be including snippets (what a great word) of my daily life, things that I find ironic or funny, or my furious rants about society. If you ever see anything that offends you, or something you don't agree with, that means that I am one step closer to accomplishing my goals for this blog.

Goals:
-complete my homework assignments for English
-present my opinions in a comical and unique way
-open other's eyes to things going on in the world
-create a controversial blog, with the hopes of sparking discussions among readers.


Well, what do you think? Is my font satisfactory, do my colors go well together? Am I using proper English? Feel free to make a comment about anything on my blog, I may not agree with you, but I would love to hear your opinions.

Well, I'm off until next time, tata ^-^